From November 7, 2003: And those twins!

On the John

And those twins!

Originally published in the Indiana Daily Student on November 7, 2003

Women often ask me, “Jack, what is it about two women making out that men find so damn appealing?”

Well, when a woman hooks up with another woman, we naturally assume for some reason that if she’s willing to hook up with a woman then she’ll be willing to hook up with a woman and me at the same time. That’s our thought process. We’ve somehow come to assume that all lesbians are actually bisexuals waiting to happen, and the only thing more exciting to a straight male than the prospect of great sex with one woman is great sex with two women.